♥jokes♥
Date: Wednesday, August 02, 2006
hmmm....some CLEAN DIRTY jokes from my kor's gf blog...not a bad way of relieving stress from upcoming exams and dueing projects...
DONT LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1 : Why Do you run away from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Bcos my mom said that if i look at a naked lady, i'll turnj into a stone. a PART OF ME is getting hard already!
NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4wives, and he called his..
4th wife.... baby doll
3rd wife.... china doll
2nd wife.... barbie doll
1st wife.... panadol!
HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This how india got its name..
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it in Dear?"...
RESEARCH FINDING
Research show men are fatter than women because every night men get fresh milk & 2 big payayas while women only get 1banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!
ARAB MAN
An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'your name pls.?
'Abdul Aziz"
"sex?'
"six times a week!!"
"No no, i mean male or female!"
"doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!"
SERVICE
sex is like a resaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"
HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-pieces swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: DOCTOR !!
Teacher: Why?!
Little Johnny: cos its the only profession where u cant tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "Its so painful, i'll rather have baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair acccordingly."
VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about a die. wanted her tombstone to read:
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED"
OLD MAN & YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15yr old girl.
On the first night both were crying - why?
Cos she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
♥ [ Missy Avril ]
